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RELIGIOUS BOYFRIEND

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello,
could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom
and
as the young man is going out; he returns and says, "Give me another
condom
because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her
legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think
I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second
condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give
me
one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and
when
she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner,
I
think she is expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left,
the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets
there,
the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner
and Thank you for all you give us."  A minute later the boy is still
praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the
boy
is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his
ear,
"I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know
your
dad was a pharmacist!"

Three kenyan men and three Englishmen are travelling
by train to a football match in London.........

At the
station, the three English each buy a ticket and
watch as the three kenyan men buy just one ticket
between them. How are the three of you going to travel
on only one ticket?", asks one of the English. "Watch
and learn," answers one of the kenyans.
They all board the train. The English take their
respective seats but all three kenyans cram into a
toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after
the train has departed the conductor arrives to
collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and
says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack
and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on.
The English are mightily impressed by this, so after
the game, they decide to copy the kenyans on the
return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket
for the return trip... To their astonishment, the
kenyans don't buy a ticket at all !!"How are you
going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed
English. "Watch and learn..." says one.
When they board the train the three kenyans cram into
a toilet and soon after the three English pile into
another nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the kenyan men leaves the
toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the
English are hiding. He knocks on the door and says,
"Ticket please..."